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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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