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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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