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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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