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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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