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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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