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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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