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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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