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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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