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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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