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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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