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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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