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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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