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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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