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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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