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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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