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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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