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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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