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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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