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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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