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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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