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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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