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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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