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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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