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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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