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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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