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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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