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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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