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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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