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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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