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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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