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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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