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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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