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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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