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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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