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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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