Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.