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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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