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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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