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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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