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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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