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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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