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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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