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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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