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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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