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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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