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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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