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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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