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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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