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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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