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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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