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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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