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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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