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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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