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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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