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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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