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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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