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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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