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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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