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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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