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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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