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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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