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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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