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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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