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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Piper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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